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WHY DO ALL OF THE PEOPLE ON NIOU-SAN'S LIST MAKE YOUR LOINS TINGLE? WHY DO I MAKE YOUR LOINS TINGLE? IS THAT A DISEASE? PLEASE GO TO THE DOCTOR. I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR LOINS TINGLING UNLESS IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY AN-CHAN. IT WOULD MAKE ME VERY GLAD TO KNOW YOU ARE HAPPY. YOU ARE A VERY GOOD FRIEND AND THAT IS AN IMPORTANT THING FOR FRIENDS TO WISH OF ONE ANOTHER. I HAVE PIZZA COUPONS. DO YOU WANT THEM? I GAVE SOME TO SENGOKU-SAN, BUT I'M NOT SURE HE'LL BE ABLE TO USE THEM AND I KNOW KAMIO WON'T USE THEM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE PIZZA EXCEPT FOR THE TOPPINGS ON OCCASION BECAUSE BREAD MAKES HIM SLOW, BUT I THINK THAT THE CARBS WOULD GIVE YOU ENERGY TO GO FAST LIKE SONIC. ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM.

(ooc: this was posted DURING the party... shinji had one beer. you're welcome)